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...And guess what happened? Some beige car at a stop sign comes out of nowhere, and BAM. I mean, who stops at a stop sign? Because he did, I ended up rearending the guy. Broke his trunk door for good measure, too. And then the cops came and everything went to hell. 11 Goddamn days, too. Fuck.

So, almost a full 3/4 of a year after my 16th birthday, I'm finally able to drive without parental supervision. Sure, the instructor made me feel piss poor about it, what with all the "you're not very observant" and "you're following too closely" and "watch out for the--". Those aren't very good confidence builders, you know. But whatever, I can drive, and that's good enough. And if my previous experiences are any indication, then I'll probably get into an accident sometime before August 23, 2041.

Yeah, so you know how I said I was coming back (again)? Well, that's been put on hiatus until I break my Mass Effect addiction. Thank you for understanding, as these addiction meetings are very expensive and time consuming.

Yeah, so a while back I said I was coming back to Newgrounds. And then, turns out I didn't. So, I'm going to try once more, with feeling this time. Cross your fingers and all that.

Well, that's the best explanation I could come up with. I mean, I don't even remember the last time I was on this site. I just got bored with it, I guess. Don't know why, just did. But I'm back, however temporarily.

Alright, so I'm an hour late wishing myself a happy birthday, but whatever. All that matters is that I'm now 16, I'm not leaving NG, and I have no sense of time. So, happy birthday to myself, an hour after the birthday ended.

It's over. Throughout the time, I just feel this gap growing between us, getting larger and larger. There's no passion in our relationship anymore. Hell, we hardly visit each other. So, I'd just like to say that it's over. This is for the best, we both know it. Goodbye, NG. Goodbye and good luck.

So, remember that little review thing I had going on a while back? No? Fuck you. Anyways, I gots a new game I'm real excited about, and since it has relatively little fanfare, I'll bless you all with my opinionated opinion as soon as I beat it. The game? Well, you'll have to wait for that.

Yeah, it's true. He was dicking around with my wallet, and I kicked his pasty white ass. And then we totally kissed and made up in front of the whole school. Figuratively speaking, of course. And a video does exist, but you'll have to bug this guy for it.

That I'm in love with this song.

And this vid is crazy.